A few years ago these would have been Jackass 3D and Saw VII. Am I growing up? Haha

A few years ago these would have been Jackass 3D and Saw VII. Am I growing up? Haha

Am I a total nerd for REALLY wanting to print out the script for Jerry Lewis’ The Day the Clown Cried?!?! I would pay anything to see this, haha.

Am I a total nerd for REALLY wanting to print out the script for Jerry Lewis’ The Day the Clown Cried?!?! I would pay anything to see this, haha.

Who knew back in September when I was helping lugging around equipment, and washing their laundry they’d be playing for the Cup. You’re all welcome, haha. #Blackhawks

This, this can’t be a real thing. Can it? haha #zombies

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The only one who doesn’t mind my smelly old good luck sandals. #bff #dog

The only one who doesn’t mind my smelly old good luck sandals. #bff #dog

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Where can I go to get this blown up, so I can get it framed? haha

Where can I go to get this blown up, so I can get it framed? haha

How I spent my two days off. #IronMan3 #TheGreatGatsby #StarTrekIntoDarkness #EvilDead

How I spent my two days off. #IronMan3 #TheGreatGatsby #StarTrekIntoDarkness #EvilDead

Happy Mother’s Day to the only woman I allow to embarrass me, 26 years later, with this painting in our living room. Love ya, Mom.

Happy Mother’s Day to the only woman I allow to embarrass me, 26 years later, with this painting in our living room. Love ya, Mom.

I should be able to squeeze this in before seeing it. I need the refresher. #TheGreatGatsby

I should be able to squeeze this in before seeing it. I need the refresher. #TheGreatGatsby

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Mario Lemieux and Jaromir Jagr show off their mullets as they pose with the Stanley Cup. (Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
GALLERY: Great NHL Hairstyles

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Mario Lemieux and Jaromir Jagr show off their mullets as they pose with the Stanley Cup. (Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

GALLERY: Great NHL Hairstyles

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SI photographer Hy Peskin with a rare color picture of the NHL is 1957 as the Red Wings and Rangers square off. (Hy Peskin/SI)

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SI photographer Hy Peskin with a rare color picture of the NHL is 1957 as the Red Wings and Rangers square off. (Hy Peskin/SI)

Being a  and watching Romeo + Juliet and Moulin Rouge! to prepare for The Great Gatsby this weekend.

I was better off just getting a Big Mac, eh? #WhatDiet

I was better off just getting a Big Mac, eh? #WhatDiet

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I missed Game #1 for this?!?!?!?! Haha

I missed Game #1 for this?!?!?!?! Haha

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4 years later, and these stickers are still following me everywhere I go. Thanks, Sean. #Linc

4 years later, and these stickers are still following me everywhere I go. Thanks, Sean. #Linc

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